Driving with my mom.
- Mom: Slow down!!
- Me: I got this!
- 5 minutes later
- Mom: Brake! Brake!!
- Me: I got this, mom!
- *I make a sharp turn into the driveway and I hit the brake quickly stopping the car a foot away from the fence*
- Mom: *Stunned silence*
- Me: *Smirks* I told you I got this! xD
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
(via stardusted-daydreams)
if we can’t joke about fucking each other then we aren’t real friends
(Source: a-little-insane, via goytia)
